this is how shrimp rolls

amourxxlove:

If you haven’t watched ESPN’s World Cup closing montage, then you absolutely have to.

Warning: you might cry because of feelings and nostalgia.


“I think one of the reasons I like Instagram and Twitter is because I’m able to share Samira with people, and show how Samira and Poussey are different and how Samira and Poussey are the same.” -Samira Wiley [x}

I think one of the reasons I like Instagram and Twitter is because I’m able to share Samira with people, and show how Samira and Poussey are different and how Samira and Poussey are the same.” -Samira Wiley [x}

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

polandgallery:

The Warsaw Mermaid, Warsaw, Poland

polandgallery:

The Warsaw Mermaid, Warsaw, Poland

smaugwithablog:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

#the real gay agenda

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animateglee:

oomshi:

the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both

Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.

wandaventham:

i just realized that fucking ross geller got tenure in the field of paleontology at, like, age 30? and must’ve been hired at that tenure track position in his mid-20s? how was he so young? how old was he when he got his PhD? did he just… get a job after graduating without even doing a postdoc? is this what the 90s were like? fuck the 90s. fuck ross geller. fuck the way rachel got that coffee shop job with no experience